The best Chuck Norris jokes

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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has 84.29 % from 1577 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 84.29 % from 890 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
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has 84.26 % from 1145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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has 84.22 % from 859 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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has 84.16 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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has 84.15 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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has 83.97 % from 461 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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has 83.95 % from 1017 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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has 83.92 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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has 83.90 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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