Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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