Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.
CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.
Two geeks are talking over lunch.
The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning.
A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' …
So I took the bike"
The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
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