Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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