Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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