Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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