Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris is always in control.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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