Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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