Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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