Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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