Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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