Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before a crime, we call him an accomplice.
When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after a crime, we call him a defence lawyer.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need them.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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