Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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