Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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