Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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