Joke #6533

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."

Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

A man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets. He sees a monkey with a price of 5000$ and goes to the merchant to ask for details. Hey mister, the monkey…what does it know to worth that much money? Well, it knows Windows 95, 98, 2000, and also knows Word, C++, Visual Basic and last but not least, it knows how to play computer games. - Good monkey, it's worth the money. He goes and finds another monkey with a price of 10000$ and again he will ask the merchant. "What does this monkey know?" "It knows Linux, Unix, Corel and Autocad." "Nice, even I don't know those things." On a last scout run he finds another monkey just sitting there with a price 20000$. The story repeats, and he goes with a lack of confidence to ask the merchant for details. "And what does this monkey do for that ridiculous amount of money?" "I never saw her doing anything, but the other two call her Project Manager!"

Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"

Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.

Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!

Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?

Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google.

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!