Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
I've brought some insecticides to give to your mother in law!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Doctor who?
That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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