Knock-knock
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
You.
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Knock-knock
Who is there?
A shattered penis with many diseases.
What kind of illness?
Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis...
Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore?
A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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A guy is walking along the beach, when he sees a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand, crying.
He walks over to her and asks what's wrong.
"I've never been hugged before" she says.
Thinking this is a simple enough request, the man hugs her.
She soon starts crying again. He again asks what's wrong, and she replies, "I've never been kissed before."
The man again complies with her wishes and gives her a romantic kiss.
She starts crying again, and the man, slightly irritated, asks what's her problem.
"I've never been fucked before" she says.
So he picks her up and throws her in the ocean and says, "There, now you're fucked."
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
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Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Q: What's the difference between a book and a teacher?
A: You can shut a book up but you can't shut a teacher up.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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