Joke #12666

I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.

Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!

Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.

Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.

Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.

Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing. "Honey," he said, "I wish you'd sing the songs about Women's Day." "That's nice of you, Bob," she said. "Why?" "Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"

What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!