Paint a bar of soap completely with clear nail polish so it won't suds up.
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Hide an alarm clock in someone's bedroom and set it for 3:00 a.m.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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I just recently discovered that there is a national holiday named after Atheism. April FOOLS day. Like this story in the name of Jesus.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
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Put a "Please Use Other Door" sign on the entrance to your office building if it only has one entrance.
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