Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...
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A: Sits around a candle
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a lickalotapus.
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"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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Fur traders.
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A: She was lacking vitamin D.
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