The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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