There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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