Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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