One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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