Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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