Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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