Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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