Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.