Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"
"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress.
"About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?"
"Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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