Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad. 
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Vote:
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
Vote:
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Vote:
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Vote:
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Vote:
Joke has 30.51 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want,get a TV!"
Vote: