When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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