Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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