Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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