One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly?
A: He knows where all the naughty girls live.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came.
Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem."
Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh?
Net Present Value.
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Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
A guy joined a nudist camp and when he told his mom she didn't believe him.
So he sent her a picture of his top half.
A week later his grandma wanted a picture but he accidently sent the bottom half.
Knowing she had bad eyesight, he didn't think much of it.
A week later his grandma wrote a letter saying, that she didn't like his haircut, because it made his nose look too big.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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Q: Why is Santa always so jolly when he comes to the UK?
A: He can claim Gift Relief.