Joke #8754

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying, "I need a man, I need a man." So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying, "I need a bike, I need a bike!!!"

A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."

Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?" Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."

Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.

Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

Grass is green, trees are greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!

Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.