Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?
He always burns the franks.
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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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