When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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