What does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.
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Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
A month later he was picking his teeth.
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?"
Boy: "I don't know, Why?"
Girl: "To get a new crown!"
A little boy was taken to the dentist.
It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
An old lady went to visit her dentist.
When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs.
The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist."
"I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health?
A: A baseball bat.
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal.
She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal".
The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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