I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.