Joke #5233

Your momma so fat... She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Vote:
has 78.91 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Vote:
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Vote:
has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Vote:
has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Vote:
has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Vote:
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama