Joke #4863

Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Vote:
has 80.52 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: Facebook

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
Vote:
has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Vote:
has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Vote:
has 29.30 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Vote:
has 57.92 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Vote:
has 51.02 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Vote:
has 78.88 % from 800 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Vote:
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Vote:
has 70.79 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: animal, Facebook, technology
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Vote:
has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook