Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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