Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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