Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
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