Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook?
A: You use dental floss.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Q: Whats faster than a black person with a TV?
A: His brother with a VCR.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!