Joke #2911

Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.