What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"