Just found out that my Asian friend died last week...
So Yung.
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My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to a hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering "Chun Yu Yan" over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial.
Apparently, it means "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
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Sum ting wong.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
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Q: How do you know when an Asian robs your house?
A: Your technology has been upgraded, your homework is finished, but he's still trying to back out of your drive way.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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