Q: What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A: A sunken chest with no booty!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis.
The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?"
And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
Q: How did the pirate get through School?
A: By sailing on high C's.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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A pirate was on his ship and his watchman comes to him and says, "1 enemy ship on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my red shirt, no men get injured or die."
So the watchman comes to him and asks, "Why did you want your red shirt?"
The captain says, "Because if i get injured they won't see and keep on fighting."
So the watchman comes to him again and says, "20 enemy ships on the horizont."
The captain says, "Bring me my brown pants."
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender looks down and says, "You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants"
The pirate replies, "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts."