Write a message on an upside-down paper cup that alludes to something horrible being trapped under it.
Leave it on a coworker's desk or in a conference room.
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Pull on a coworker is to press ctrl+print screen on their workstation, then paste it into Paint, save the pic, and set it as the desktop background.
Move all of their icons to the trash.
When they get back to their desk, clicking won't accomplish anything!
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Remove the shower head and place a chicken bouillon cube in it, then put the head back on.
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Place a pair of pants and shoes inside the only toilet stall in a rest room to make it appear someone is using it all day.
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"No, dear," she replied. "Sometimes they start with 'Darling, I'll be working late at the office tonight...'"
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I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation.
Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
Fill someone's hair-dryer with baby powder.
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